But it’s the Dolphin defense that’s earned the complimentary booze and strippers today, as they held the Jags offense to only 217-total yards and just 10 points for the game. The Dolphin D was able to shake their recent craptastic fourth quarter play by bailing out the offense’s miscues time and again. The Dolphin D must also really fucking hate dudes with hyphenated names because they beat the crap out of the usually dominant Maurice Jones-Drew, holding him to 59 yards rushing, while delivering a donkeypunch to the sternum to up-and-coming receiver Mike Sims-Walker, holding him to just one catch for six yards. With 1:20 remaining and clinging to a four-point lead, Miami was able to stop Jacksonville on a key fourth-and-three and, to put an exclamation point on the proceedings, brought in pass rushing specialist Cameron Wake to seal the deal. Wake, if you haven’t noticed, has pretty much been ruining opposing quarterbacks’ shit all season. So, in order to specifically ruin Jack …

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