The news came suddenly and without warning. The US, Osama Bin Laden, and leaders of the Taliban have reached a peace accord. The war is over!
The stock market soared, General Motors called back 7,000 workers, and contractors all over America geared up to go to Afghanistan to begin construction on gas stations, racquet ball courts, bars, massage parlors, and sex-toy emporiums.
In a joint video appearance, Osama Bin Laden was dressed in a Brooks Brother suit and clean shaven. President Barack Obama appeared, dressed in casual wear and a long walking stick. Both gentlemen smiled and addressed the cameras. Karzai was with them on stage. Obama spoke first:
“Peace through prosperity,” he said and smiled. “Brother Osama and I have come to an agreement and the leaders of the Taliban have agreed. We are bringing American prosperity to the Middle East! Afghanistan will no longer be the graveyard of empires, but the parking lot for American gas guzzlers. Our first effort is …

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