Living on the edge was the theme of the evening: one of a man frozen to his roof after a nap who was afraid to ask for help out of humility. Keillor said “winter is nature’s attempt to kill you.”
Another of Wobegon citizens lost a finger. When he was on his way to the hospital, he hit a deer whose antlers almost blinded the man.
Keillor also taught a valuable lesson. When trying to calm problems with family, the peace offering must be homemade, and the incident that caused the trouble must never be brought up.
Keillor spoke about one of his own experiences from last year. He was visiting a massage parlor and experienced a terrifying slur of speech. When he finally reached the hospital, he was told that he had experienced a stroke.

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