This. Is. Life. Changing! The Craigslist Ad says: “We currently deliver to the entire Washington DC NORTHWEST district, and BETHESDA/CHEVY CHASE, MD area. This will soon change as our company is projected to grow very quickly. While in the future we intend to have an on-call service, coffee orders need to be placed at least 5 hours in advance at the moment. Hot coffee will be delivered hot, and iced coffee will be delivered cold. We are in the process of negotiating discount prices with several coffee retailers, but the pricing right now is still only $5 plus the price of the coffee. Order 5 coffees for the office for only $20. Place your orders now to ineedajavagirl@gmail.com”
I will be their most loyal customer, unless somewhere in the subtext of that description I’m supposed to get that they’re actually strippers or um, shady masseuses. But if they for real deliver coffee, as in, the Caribou kind, not the scantily clad kind? Best Business Idea EVAR. EVARRRR.

See the full article from “We Love DC”